A 1999 unreleased rap album by Hollywood actor Tom Hardy has been unearthed, to the delight of fans and the internet in general.
Falling On Your Arse is more of a mixtape than an album, featuring pop culture samples from The Godfather to War Of The Worlds.
It is a collaboration between Hardy and writer and director Edward Tracy – back then known by their tough street names Tommy No 1 (no one) and Eddie Too Tall.
Hardy's die-hard fans will not be entirely surprised, since the actor has alluded to his past as a wannabe rapper in interviews before.
What is surprising, is that the album is actually good.
In opening track We Makes The Beats, Hardy raps in a slightly disturbing rude-boy style – paving the way for what would be his weird accent in The Dark Knight Rises.
Skipping through the rest of the album in search of a beat with Hardy rapping as Bane was unfortunately unsuccessful.
But you do get him doing three different voices in a track subtly titled Dr Livingstoned, in which actor re-enacts the famous moment when explorer Henry Morton Stanley found Dr Livingstone in the jungle.
But Tommy No 1 was probably not a fan of the famed doctor, and the song appears to have an environmental and animal rights angle against explorers in general.
If this isn't diverse enough, you also have the swear-filled, 1950s-style a cappella tune Rotten C***suckers Ball and two tracks where Hardy talks about being a married bloke very much in love with his wife while resisting his urge to get heavily drunk.
And, alas, rude boy Tommy also speaks French.
The third track, Treason, opens in true Parisien ghetto style – to a tale of getting rich or die trying.
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But what this mixed bunch all have in common is exceptionally high production values for what seems to be an amateur mixtape, with Hardy showing charisma and talent.
Hardy is one of the best actors in Hollywood, so there is no hope of a career change but, if anyone ever decides to give 8 Mile another go, reach out to Tommy No 1 – he's someone now.
So, we guess this means Beyonce and Jay-Z are OK then
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While she acknowledged there were male directors who created fresh and compelling women characters, Griffiths said the "male gaze" often reduced them to colouring the characters of their male counterparts.
"[They are created to] make him hot, make him authentic, make him empathetic, make him fatherly, make him conflicted, make him grieve," she said. "In the male gaze, we are so often not the gatekeepers; we're not the ferryman. Sometimes the mentor but usually only ironically, like Judi Dench's M…
"Under-written and under-observed, brought into our sexual awareness precociously and prepubescent in order to accommodate the male libido.
"Often in television we're used by lazy writers and producers who can think of nothing more interesting this week than 'let's have her have sex with X' or 'discover she's a lesbian – for an episode'."
Griffiths, who is about to begin editing the Melbourne Cup drama Ride Like A Girl after finishing the shoot, endorsed Hollywood star Sandra Bullock's recent comment that it was time for women to "stop being polite" about gender equality. (more…)
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"Um, this has just come out from the Associated Press, this is incredible. Trump administration have been sending babies and other young children – oh, hold on," she said, her voice breaking.
Maddow attempted to get through the breaking news piece one more time before moving the show over to a guest. "To at least three – three tender age shelters in South Texas. Lawyers and medical providers… I think I'm going to have to hand this off. Sorry."
Maddow took to Twitter shortly after the segment aired to say sorry to her viewers. "Again, I apologise for losing it there for a moment," she wrote. "Not the way I intended that to go, not by a mile."
She also tweeted out what she had been trying to say in her live read, writing out what was presented in the AP story. "Lawyers and medical providers who have visited the "tender age" shelters described play rooms of crying preschool-age children in crisis…" she wrote.
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