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Wordplay: Cafe crisis – the crack or not crack?

Ker-splat! Such was the impact online, the politics of crosswording reducing Isobel's whale to ..

Ker-splat! Such was the impact online, the politics of crosswording reducing Isobel's whale to a pilchard. More than a hundred contributors converged, bellowing erasers and Xeroxes and moral compasses. The prevailing view seemed to be cafe, yes; library, no. Yet even that yes was qualified.

"First come, first solved," asserted rebelwithmousyhair. In so many words, a cafe worker codenamed YayForYou agreed, "I'd say do the crossword. Do all the puzzles. Tear out adverts for comfortable slacks. Draw penises on photos of world leaders. Just fold the f–king paper up when you're done, please."

Over in the wary camp, softlysoftly encouraged the personal approach: "Why not ask the person providing the paper? It is, after all, their property and they can only say yes, or they'd rather you didn't."

The forum simmered over the week, over the page, with Sudoku somehow entering the debate, the time of day, pencil versus pen, a news vendor's proximity, plus the nifty solution of using your phone to photograph the grid, filling in the diagram later with your mark-up function on the edit tool.

As both setter and solver, I pored the barney with ample skin in the game. Now and then I've inked a cafe's Times while awaiting a foccacia, feeling a mix of guilt and elation if completing the grid. Yet somehow the liberty feels more simpatico if falling a few answers short, giving my successor a chance to seize the omissions, standing on my shoulders to reach the stars.

Where do you stand on this ticklish dilemma? Far better to fill a grid, I say, than leaving the matrix bare, destined for the recycling bin. And far better to attempt the grid in situ than tearing the diagram loose, using a fusillade of false coughs to screen your ripping noises. Not naming names, but you know who you are.

Of course, in the name of appeasing my editor, and propping up my job security into the next quarter, I'd urge you all to buy a paper. Nonetheless I know that cafe yearning: the open grid, that bed of clues, a coffee, a pen. Besides, what if a whale fell from the clouds and wiped us out in T-minus 15 seconds?

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007 film must treat Bond girls properly, says Waller-Bridge

Fast cars, martinis and Bond girls are core parts of the formula for 007 films, but one of those ele..

Fast cars, martinis and Bond girls are core parts of the formula for 007 films, but one of those elements is set for a change in the latest adventure.

Fleabag creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge, who is working on the script for the 25th Bond film, is on a mission to make sure the movie will "treat women properly" – even if the spy does not.

Image: Cast members (l-r): Lea Seydoux, Ana de Armas, Naomie Harris and Lashana Lynch at the launch of the new Bond film

Ahead of the release of the as-yet-untitled film, Waller-Bridge told Deadline: "There's been a lot of talk about whether or not (the Bond franchise) is relevant now because of who he is and the way he treats women.

"I think that's b*******. I think he's absolutely relevant now. It has just got to grow.

"It has just got to evolve, and the important thing is that the film treats the women properly.

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"He doesn't have to. He needs to be true to this character."

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Waller-Bridge says she intends to ensure the female characters, including those played by Lashana Lynch, Lea Seydoux and Ana de Armas, feel "like real people ".

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Sir Elton hits out at Russia for ‘cruel’ Rocketman censorship

Sir Elton John has criticised Russian censors for cutting gay sex scenes from the hit musical biopic..

Sir Elton John has criticised Russian censors for cutting gay sex scenes from the hit musical biopic Rocketman.

The critically acclaimed film charts the British singer's rise to fame, and its scenes of kissing and sex between men, as well as drug use, contributed to it earning a 15 certificate in the UK.

But in a bid to play down the sexuality of Sir Elton, played by actor Taron Egerton, for a conservative Russian audience, an estimated five minutes of footage was reportedly removed ahead of its debut in Moscow.

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The Moscow Times quoted a Russian film critic who had seen the film at its world premiere in Cannes on 16 May as saying "all scenes with kissing, sex and oral sex between men have been cut", as well as a photo displayed during the end credits featuring Sir Elton and his husband David Furnish.

Sir Elton, 72, a prominent gay rights campaigner, released a joint statement with the makers of the film to accuse censors of being "cruelly unaccepting of the love between two people".

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"We reject in the strongest possible terms the decision to pander to local laws and censor Rocketman for the Russian market, a move we were unaware of until today," they said.

"That the local distributor has edited out certain scenes, denying the audience the opportunity to see the film as it was intended, is a sad reflection of the divided world we still live in and how it can still be so cruelly unaccepting of the love between two people.

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Ben Affleck steps out to drop off kids as Robert Pattinson is announced as new Batman

Ben Affleck played Batman until earlier this year (Picture: Backgrid)
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Ben Affleck played Batman until earlier this year (Picture: Backgrid)

Ben Affleck has been pictured performing his parental duties in Los Angeles, as his official replacement in the Batman role is announced.

The 46-year-old actor was seen in the early hours on Friday (31 May) dropping off son Samuel, seven, and daughter Seraphina, 10, to school.

Affleck has three children with ex-wife Jennifer Garner – Seraphina, Samuel and 13-year-old Violet.

On the same day the actor was pictured, it was announced Robert Pattinson will take over as Batman in a planned trilogy of movies with director Matt Reeves.

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Affleck, who played Bruce Wayne in Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice and 2017s Justice League, stepped down from the role in January earlier this year – after being originally down to direct and star in his own film.

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Speaking about his departure in March, Affleck stated how he was never happy with the script they were planning to use.

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